your not i really wish i had my liscence and a car id come get you
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I’m going to keep posting quotes even though he is grammatically disgusting
thank you i hope so but id rather you be happy than me i always end up sad
no i think not id be allergic to you not being around then
remember when this was literally the only thing circulating on everyones dash because its so HOT
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i’ve seen alot of posts on this site making fun of emos, and, i would just like to give my two sense about the whole thing:
1. emos aren’t stupid, they lay some of the biggest eggs of many birds
2. emos ca’nt fly, so it makes them feel bad when you insult them, because again, they can’t fly away to feel better
3. emos have a very large wingspan
That’s an emu….
wtf the heck is an emu
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woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
